Friday, April 29, 2011

Delicious Chaos

The governor was very popular around these parts because he had given us a grant for a new electrical generator in result of the city wide power failure. I personally regretted him giving us a new generator because i had to go back to school. Later in life knowing the governor personally came in handy when i needed a recommendation to get into Medical school. I left the hospital at about half past 8, i get in my car start driving home. I was looking at the stripper lights flicker blue, then red, then green the off. It seemed a little early for the gentleman's club to be closing (Vivian Johnson needs to make some money to pay that rent) but it made no difference to me. Cars were moving so i went with the flow, I could see out the corner of my right eye a red colored mustang fly past in the turn lane and swerve over back into the intersection moving about 70 and clipped the back of the doughnut truck. The mustang spiraled off while the truck flipped over and donuts scattered every where. I get out to try and help the victims of the accident when i realize the lights at the intersection where all off, and when i attempted to call EMS for back up it went straight to the dial tone. This crash had turned into pandemonium everyone got out of their cars trying to pick up doughnuts while the two men in the accident were rendered helpless because they were stuck between their airbags and seat-belts. Although the excess patrons were absolutely useless to me i could at least see because all the car headlights surrounding bittersweet doughnut tragedy.

Friday, April 15, 2011

The Governors Son

Another day at work in Sacred, Checking the terminal patients always seems like a waste. Its like sentencing them to death, when there is no crime that ignited the punishment. Yet its my job, and neglecting them is just as bad as neglecting the recovering cancer patient. My shift ended at 2:30pm and So I decided to drop by the chief MD's office. Thats always how it starts, small talk about patients, conversation about our lives outside of the hospital then the inevitable happens. He hoisted my body on to his ADA lab desk. I sparatically reached for the faucet head to hold onto. Suddenly the door began to open and he leaped back. I scurried off the table and behind the Old out of service baby MRI machine. This had to be the same one that my father had used to diagnose the governors son back 14 years ago.

Friday, March 25, 2011

My Mr. Amazing

He walks towards me with his long wooden shaft of power, commanding dominance among the room of unexpected victims. His voice angelic voice sprays out again "everybody lose your clothes, thats right! but naked Bi$*#s." Everyone seemed so uncomfortable but he could take me right now, no clothes, full lit on lane 6. That kind of stuff only happens in fairy tales, but a girl can dream right? haha, anyways we all took off our clothes Then he told us to lay on the floor. He walked between our very alive cloth bodies, relentlessly forcing everyone too comply even the seniors citizens group on isle 2, and the kids birthday party on isle 13. Those kids were all ready going through puberty, their was no reason to further punish them. I guess he dis-agreed. Him and his crew began to pick up all of the clothes and search them for valuables and cleaned out the cash registers and the safe. He piled up the clothes on in the middle of the bowling lanes and doused them with gasoline right before he said " all right MUTHA F*%$AS GET IN A LINE FROM YOUNGEST TO OLDEST SO I CAN PROFILE YOU BI*%$S AND CLAIM YOU ON MY TAX DEDUCTION" his crew laughed hysterically and then he said " CAN'T LET THE MAN GET ME ON TAX EVASION"

Friday, March 18, 2011

It was nice while it lasted

I got a really young patient today, and a case study about young patients. Its always seems so much harder to work with young patients because they don't have the full ability to describe what they are feeling, so from there its a guessing game. Fortunately, this little boy only had minor insomnia. I gave that cute little boy some knock out pills and that was that. After that i met up with my old friend OJ and tried to inspire him to take control of his emotions because he is better than that. A life is never worth wasting, especially because of a little temporary sadness. Then i went to the bowling ally hoping to meet a strong man who could teach me how to bowl. As i see talk, dark, and handsom walkin my way I hear the re-load of a 40 cal shot-gun and man says "This is a hold up MUTHA FU*&$"

Friday, March 11, 2011

No more Scrubs

Things have gotten a little tangled, yesterday after I saw keezy talking to miranda on moth street, so i decided to break them both off. We are done and besides that the balancing act was becoming too much. On a lighter note, the fair is back in town. Back when i was a little girl my father would always give me and my brothers money to spend on the entertainingly rigged carnival games. Jacob was always the one who enthusiastically pressured my dad into taking us, so when he left to college we didn't go anymore because clowns eat He is in southern California with the happy cows majoring in psychology but the only thing he is mastering is how to party, But enough about him. Yesterday i decided to apply for a job at queens because my louis vuitton is not going to pay for it self, at least not until i finish my internship at the st. peters hospital. People keep questioning why i get the easy patients and diagnosis-es. All i Know is as long i keep sleeping with the chief of medicine then this position is all ready in the bag.

Friday, February 25, 2011

My Choice

Last night was a quite the stress-er. I love hanging out with my girlfriend. I just wish she would not of had to leave so early yesterday.As if she wasn't enough,  keezy always has to work late shifts on the piggly wiggly docks, and its not that i don't understand but i feel like i deserve my time too. Dividing my emotions between her and mike is the only emotional supplement. I want to go steady with him, but i just don't feel the same in his arms, and she can be so mind blowing.  Yet from the same tongue i say Miranda always seems to have everything prioritized over me. For now though i am fine, i just hope i don't get caught in the game before i decide who wins my heart.